"She has dimples!"
"Why couldn't you be Asian? You'd be so much hotter if you were Asian."
"Naw, she got dem drum drops." Meaning gum drops, referring to my boobs.
"Watch them lips work." When I asked them if they were being inappropriate.
"If it's hot in here, why did you take off your jacket and leave your shirt?"
"Ooo! Wet T-shirt contest. Ms. Julia, why couldn't you get hit?" When co-worker got water thrown on him by another student.
"Yeah. Like strippers and prostitutes because, better to be F***ing than shooting." When asked if they agreed that jobs stop crime.
"I heard my mama sneakin in at 2 o clock in the mornin'. I said, 'mama, if you gon be sneaking in at 2 o clock in the mornin, at least bring me some Taco Bell!'"
"If only all girls could have mouths like a cobra...do you get it?...Have you seen a snake eat?"
"I saw Ms. Julia at the store buying nothing but AA batteries...you know what for."
"ooo I can't wait to graduate...'cause then I can drink and party!...I'm just playin'. I'm finna go to college."
"Your last name is Korean?"
"You're from New Mexico? So you speak Spanish? How long have you like...lived here...like been here?"
"When Chino goes back to China I'm going to have him send me back a girl...they're hotter over there."
"Leave your door unlocked. Ima pick you up at seven."
And my personal favorite...
"Keep my name outcha mouth!"
Mine is the taco bell. Its a logical and honest request.
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